Holy Crap

Attention womaninterrupted: the old biddy secretary* on the 13th floor is a big fan of waxed sandwich bags for (ahem) personal disposals in the ladies room. 

*she calls herself a secretary and not an executive assistant. She’s one of 4 assistants (well, three assistants and one secretary) for our CEO. She’s a brassy broad somewhere in her 60s. She has a long term affair with Tony Bennett a while back. 

She has copper penny hair and frequently will come to worn in a turban with her 5k yellow diamond pillow cut diamond ring. When I grow up I want to be an eccentric old broad just  like her.

Attention womaninterrupted: the old biddy secretary* on the 13th floor is a big fan of waxed sandwich bags for (ahem) personal disposals in the ladies room.

*she calls herself a secretary and not an executive assistant. She’s one of 4 assistants (well, three assistants and one secretary) for our CEO. She’s a brassy broad somewhere in her 60s. She has a long term affair with Tony Bennett a while back.

She has copper penny hair and frequently will come to worn in a turban with her 5k yellow diamond pillow cut diamond ring. When I grow up I want to be an eccentric old broad just like her.

I haven’t updated to iOS 8 point anything because I’m waiting for the dust to settle. I usually wait a week or so for updates. Every time I open my phone this is all I see.

(lick, lick, lick)
I got nuthin’

Lately I feel as though I have nothing to say. Or maybe too much to say, but I don’t dare commit it to cyberspace because I’m too busy/anxious/opinionated. 

So, I sit quietly. Waiting for a break in my mood. Hoping for desire/inspiration/connection.

(lick, lick, lick)
I got nuthin’

Lately I feel as though I have nothing to say. Or maybe too much to say, but I don’t dare commit it to cyberspace because I’m too busy/anxious/opinionated.

So, I sit quietly. Waiting for a break in my mood. Hoping for desire/inspiration/connection.

Nerdling help: AirPrint on a Verizon FiOS router?

We’re looking for a new printer that is AirPrint compatible. I’ve been reading reviews online and I found a rabbit hole of issues not with the printer, but with my FiOS router. It appears that there is trouble with the router running AirPrint.

Has anyone had any experience (good or bad) with the Actiontec router and AirPrint?

Dead
To
Me

Dead
To
Me

Attention Mosquitos:

It’s almost October. Go away

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I know it’s a beautiful, sunny day. I just feel like sitting under the desk for a bit. 

Is that OK with you?

Gosh, Mom. You’re such a nag.

I know it’s a beautiful, sunny day. I just feel like sitting under the desk for a bit.

Is that OK with you?

Gosh, Mom. You’re such a nag.

15 comedy movies (I will alway stop and watch when I see them on TV)

The Hudsucker Proxy
Clueless
My Favorite Year
Pillow Talk
Ocean’s Eleven
Monsters, Inc.
Bringing Up Baby
Blast From The Past
Mars Attacks!
Galaxy Quest
Blazing Saddles
The In-Laws
Best In Show
My Cousin Vinny
Mrs. Doubtfire

I’ve leveled up my pantry labeling skills

I’ve leveled up my pantry labeling skills

I guess I better try to make a go of my 20 year marriage now.

I guess I better try to make a go of my 20 year marriage now.

Challah at your French toast, girl. 
Do not be alarmed by the small portion, I had seconds. 

Beautiful day, time to put the peonies to bed for the winter.

Challah at your French toast, girl.
Do not be alarmed by the small portion, I had seconds.

Beautiful day, time to put the peonies to bed for the winter.

mylittlenestofvipers:

80srecordparty:

Burning Down The House
Talking Heads
Sire Records/USA (1983)

Best.

Yes please

(via braincooksidea)

Domo (and devil Domo) cookies by my kids.

PBPU

Post Brisket Pants Unbuttoning

That is all