Holy Crap

Look at these freakin’ 8th graders

Look at these freakin’ 8th graders

Looks like Yoda’s part time retirement gig is paying off.

Looks like Yoda’s part time retirement gig is paying off.

The Girl did a massive cleaning this weekend and really cleared out a lot of stuff. She put these things in the “Mom Decides” pile. 

The Barbie, her accessories and her outfits will be put into the plastic storage bin with other Barbie things. Hopefully, she will have a daughter who will appreciate playing with things her mom enjoyed so much for so long. 

The little pink monkey will go into my box of special baby things. I don’t know why I’m keeping it, but it was one of her first toys. She spent hours toddling around holding the monkey’s hand in her mouth. I can not let that go. 

No, it’s really dusty in here and I have allergies. I’M NOT CRYING.

The Girl did a massive cleaning this weekend and really cleared out a lot of stuff. She put these things in the “Mom Decides” pile.

The Barbie, her accessories and her outfits will be put into the plastic storage bin with other Barbie things. Hopefully, she will have a daughter who will appreciate playing with things her mom enjoyed so much for so long.

The little pink monkey will go into my box of special baby things. I don’t know why I’m keeping it, but it was one of her first toys. She spent hours toddling around holding the monkey’s hand in her mouth. I can not let that go.

No, it’s really dusty in here and I have allergies. I’M NOT CRYING.

FRISBEELYFE

FRISBEELYFE

Happy Labor Day

Happy Labor Day

Not my holiday

If my kids were delivered by C-Section does that mean I have to go in to work?

It’s a good thing we’re not having a cookout today.

Last night we had The Boy choose a movie. Tropic Thunder was his choice from the On Demand movies on sale. Hey, for 3.99 we could afford a clunker. I was entertained enough to sit through it and laugh at the jokes. My favorite part was Matthew McConaughey coming through with a heart of gold. 

I just lost all my street cred, haven’t I?

Last night we had The Boy choose a movie. Tropic Thunder was his choice from the On Demand movies on sale. Hey, for 3.99 we could afford a clunker. I was entertained enough to sit through it and laugh at the jokes. My favorite part was Matthew McConaughey coming through with a heart of gold.

I just lost all my street cred, haven’t I?

Peen sighting!

Peen sighting!

Who wants a candle scented like a hair style?

Who wants a candle scented like a hair style?

Back to school shopping at the Mean Girls store.

Back to school shopping at the Mean Girls store.

Logical haiku

I like cereal
Milk makes me very gassy
I enjoy farting.

It’s too early for developing work strategies

And yet, here I am making lists and bullet points.

I’m my own worst asshole