I’m pretty sure Yahoo!’s first order of business tomorrow will be to tell us the proper way to pronounce “gif.
AFTER OVER 8 HOURS OF DANCING AND SODA DRINKING THE GIRL HASN’T STOPPED TALKING IN OVER 20 MINUTES
Oh God, it’s horrible. I don’t think we’re going to make it home alive.
That’s my boy! On da dance floor.
Nobody wants to see double posts of pictures of The Mister and me
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Maybe the programmers at Yahoo! can figure out how to fix the Tumblr mobile app.
I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Spinner 1: We’re booked for Midnight Special!
Spinner 2: Midnight Special! It’s like the pre-MTV of the mid 1970s!
Spinner 3: This is going to be epic!
Spinner 1: Whoa! I’m no time traveler, but I don’t think we say “epic” in the seventies.
Spinner 4: We’re going to do Rubberband Man, right?
Spinner 5: Let’s wear some fly blue suits
Spinner 2: With silver medallions on the back
Spinner 3: The girls can wear liquid silver bell bottoms
Spinner 4: Man, oh man… Midnight Special
Spinner 1: It’s going to be epic
Toasted sesame bagel with scallion cream cheese
is the perfect breakfast to have before team building
Also, people are 15 minutes late which does not bode well for my early escape.
Five inner thoughts
Trixie: Really? You’re really leaving for work now? Don’t go. Don’t go. Don’tgodon’tgodon’tgodon’tGO!
Randi: I have 4 hours of team building today. They’re feeding us lunch, what should I bring for breakfast? Eggs? Muffin?
Stomach: Cinnamon bun!
Brain: No, you have that Bat Mitzvah tomorrow and you want your dress to look as good as it can.
Feelings: Fine, I’ll have a whole wheat bagel dipped in my tears.
Not cool, LIRR power lines, not cool
I was supposed to take The Girl and a friend for pedicures tonight to celebrate high honor roll* achievements. We have been sotting at Penn for over 30 minutes because it is a beautiful spring day and power lines are down-duh!
I am not at all amused.
*I didn’t make high honor roll but I’m bankrolling the expedition.