Holy Crap

I’m pretty sure Yahoo!’s first order of business tomorrow will be to tell us the proper way to pronounce “gif.

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Say “hello” to my home made filet O’Fish sandwich.

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This is what happens when I am hungover and I have to go grocery shopping on an empty stomach

AFTER OVER 8 HOURS OF DANCING AND SODA DRINKING THE GIRL HASN’T STOPPED TALKING IN OVER 20 MINUTES

Oh God, it’s horrible. I don’t think we’re going to make it home alive.

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Step 1: attend Bat Mitzvah
Step 2: have cocktails
Step 3: ink

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That’s my boy! On da dance floor.

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Stealth photos of The Boy on the dance floor ACTUALLY DANCING

Nobody wants to see double posts of pictures of The Mister and me

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Maybe the programmers at Yahoo! can figure out how to fix the Tumblr mobile app.

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We clean up nice

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Look! It’s the first (very blurred) Jeff Goldblum of the season

I imagine the conversation went something like this:

Spinner 1: We’re booked for Midnight Special!

Spinner 2: Midnight Special! It’s like the pre-MTV of the mid 1970s!

Spinner 3: This is going to be epic!

Spinner 1: Whoa! I’m no time traveler, but I don’t think we say “epic” in the seventies.

Spinner 4: We’re going to do Rubberband Man, right?

Spinner 5: Let’s wear some fly blue suits

Spinner 2: With silver medallions on the back

Spinner 3: The girls can wear liquid silver bell bottoms

Spinner 4: Man, oh man… Midnight Special

Spinner 1: It’s going to be epic

Toasted sesame bagel with scallion cream cheese

is the perfect breakfast to have before team building

Also, people are 15 minutes late which does not bode well for my early escape.

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Five inner thoughts

Trixie: Really? You’re really leaving for work now? Don’t go. Don’t go. Don’tgodon’tgodon’tgodon’tGO!

Randi: I have 4 hours of team building today. They’re feeding us lunch, what should I bring for breakfast? Eggs? Muffin?

Stomach: Cinnamon bun!

Brain: No, you have that Bat Mitzvah tomorrow and you want your dress to look as good as it can.

Feelings: Fine, I’ll have a whole wheat bagel dipped in my tears.

Not cool, LIRR power lines, not cool

I was supposed to take The Girl and a friend for pedicures tonight to celebrate high honor roll* achievements. We have been sotting at Penn for over 30 minutes because it is a beautiful spring day and power lines are down-duh!

I am not at all amused.

*I didn’t make high honor roll but I’m bankrolling the expedition.

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Two cans? In the office refrigerator!?!

This may be one of the most disturbing images on your dash today. I hope I don’t have any meetings this afternoon.

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Holy Crap

AFTER OVER 8 HOURS OF DANCING AND SODA DRINKING THE GIRL HASN’T STOPPED TALKING IN OVER 20 MINUTES

Nobody wants to see double posts of pictures of The Mister and me

Toasted sesame bagel with scallion cream cheese

Not cool, LIRR power lines, not cool

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