Please send suggestions of a “team activity” for me to lead without making me hurl. My boss put me in charge of the status meeting on Thursday. This won’t end well.
I’m thinking of writing the names of celebrities (within the company, or room) on post-it’s and putting them on people’s backs. Then they have to guess who they are. I dunno.
If I get up, the dog will want to go out. It doesn’t matter that she has total access to relieve herself through her doggie doors.
No. She’ll start by whimpering at the bathroom door. Then, she’ll grab the nearest frisbee or Red Bally and drop it at my feet as I try to stumble back to the bedroom.
Then, she’ll get me with the eyes. She’ll sit in front of me and look up with her most pathetic face. I’m doomed to be up for the day.