February 2012
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Scene: my local mall
Me: What do you need at Michael's?
The Boy: Duct Tape, paint brushes, dee dee dum dum dum dee dee.
Me: ...
The Boy: Dee dum dum dum dee dee.
Me: ...
The Boy: Dum dum dum dee dee dum.
Me: What are you doing?
The Boy: Dum dum dum dee dee dum dum dum dee dee.
Me: [stepping off escalator] What's going on?
The Boy: I was providing escalator music.
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Scare the Bejeebus out of me, why don't you?
I was about to tell The Girl to clean up her room. When I went in to tell her, it was perfectly straightened up.
Now what am I going to complain about?
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Plans for a Tuesday:
1. Get out of bed and stop being a lazy slob
2. “Supervise” the last day of the contractor’s punch list items
3. Take kids to Hugo which we have never seen and I am so excited to see
4. Stir Fry things in the fridge for dinner
5. Knit hard
Cue audible eye roll
Me: Is that Florida?
Kid: Yeah. It's pronounced Flo-Rida
Me: But it's spelled Florida.
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“Hi there!
What are you doing?
Can we play now?
Your face tastes good....”
– Trixie
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Reblog with something that won't be heard at SNARK
unbindingme:
I can’t believe I missed Shark Tank for this.
OMG I’m so sober
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One more sleep
In 36 hours I get to meet my soul-sister and then we’ll eat pizza and go to meet the rest of the Internet.
Is it too soon to squeeee?
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You Know, It's Funny...: Please read - Thanks. →
lafix:
2yellows:
Julie could use our help.
As you know, Julie is currently undergoing radiation treatments to her brain for stage IV breast cancer. She has been fighting this battle since April 2010 and has shared it with us along the way. She will continue chemotherapy and whatever treatments are needed…
I’m highlighting this because Julie is the best. Please give what you can.
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