Just selecting inappropriate holiday cards to send to my officemates.
Did I say sub? I meant HOAGIE.
*hangs head in shame*
[*Elmer Fudd voice*] Why do biwds suddenwy appeaw, evewy time you are neaw? Just wike me, they wong to be, cwose to you. Ooooooh oooooh oooooh ooooh ooh Cwose to you.
My dad is so smart.
He decided to engage an aide to spend the night in my mom’s hospital room. Yay dad!
Hey, do you know what’s *not fun*? Getting a call from your mom who has been on IV pain medication for over 48 hours. Because, if you are elderly, in considerable pain and in the hospital your thoughts will turn toward the morose end of the spectrum. As an added bonus, you will be very disoriented and confused by the meds; you will become frustrated because you can not possibly process any...
thebleve-deactivated20101202 asked: If ever a movie described, or came close to describing, your life which was it?
blanddiva11-deactivated20121020 asked: What has been the most significant moment of your adult life?
inthefade: I really hate that Waitresses song. It’s overplayed, yes. And trite. But when it first came out I was single & living in the city. It takes me back to those days. It’s not the song as much as it’s the sentiment and nostalgia.
Dear Fat Guy Who Brings Gifts
I know you don’t exist, but just in case you do, I’m putting this out there: Please let me answer my Tumblr asking place questions on my iPod Touch. Thank you for your consideration.
Delicious Buttery Nucleus– My new street name
I’d like to propose calling it Gunmetal-Gray Friday.
I can't remember, does red or white wine go with...
TRIPTOPHAN NAP TIME!!!!
I guess I shouldn’t yell the announcement Nighty-night *thud*
We are GO FOR PARADE!
The IV chicken soup worked. Everyone is looking and feeling good. In bed already because the alarms are set for 2:30. Yay! Get ready to be photo spammed.
I am most thankful for cottage cheese with added...
Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national...
Tomorrow, when you sit down to eat your feast, please take a moment to consider how it feels to eat the runner-up in the national mascot pageant.
What could possibly go wrong?
It's not strep, I repeat, NOT STREP
Here’s the plan: • Keep both kids home from school tomorrow (she was complaining of a headache-a precursor of fever for her) • See how they’re both doing at 2:00. We don’t want anything over 98.6 • If they’re both good, into the city they’ll go. • If one child does not feel well, I will come home from working in the city to stay with sick child. The mister will bring...
The boy was sent home from school with 100.3 temp.
This is NOT looking good for parade morning. The mister is with him at the doctor. *insert sad face here*
He Created A Cheese Empire– Headline from fellow passenger’s newspaper. And just like that, my epitaph is written*. *except make it She