Reblog with a random spoiler.
jas508: rediscover-me: koriannespeaks: ashajay: nuclearox: theinnertempest: loverwife: loverhusband: leatherpumpkin: annahinks: lizlemon- / mullallylovah / hollywoodhoney / make-em-laugh / pambeesley / 6 / 5 / 4 / 3 / 2 / 1 Anna dies, not Kate. USA DEFEATS THE SOVIETS! IT’S A MIRACLE, YOU GUYS! The butler did it. Crystal wins American Idol ;D The surrogate mother...
This recipie for risotto florentine calls for vermouth? Now I’m thinking about vodka, and a martini. Looks like we’re having pizza for dinner.
25 iPod shuffle songs
David Byrne - Like Humans Do David Byrne - Dirty Old Town The Rolling Stones - Mother’s Little Helper The Talking Heads - Slippery People U2 - The Sweetest Thing The Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love John Lennon - You Know It Ain’t Easy Iggy Pop - Lust for Life Depache Mode - Cities Daryl Hall & John Oates - Soldering (I know, right? Where the Hell does THAT fit in?...
I can’t make it to #chsh. I’m looking for someone to bring the lifesize self-portrait butter sculpture I’m working on. Anyone?
This explains a lot Googlism for: raisel raisel is yiddish for ‘rose raisel is a young woman who was raised by her grandfather raisel is not wealthy raisel is an orphan raisel is a jewish girl that is orphaned and seeks work in a rabbi’s household raisel is a pet form of raise which is a variant form of the yiddish face=arial raisa meaning rose raisel is the jewish cinderella heroine in...
Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction. (Petticoat Junction) Forget about your cares, it is time to relax at the junction. (Petticoat Junction) Lotsa curves, you bet. Even more when you get To the junction, Petticoat Junction. There’s a little hotel called the Shady Rest at the junction. (Petticoat Junction) It is run by Kate, come and be her...
hockey players scare me.
It’s not a real vacation until we eat flan.– Our first trip together in 1993. We had flan for dessert tonight. Time to go home. Boo to the hoo.
Based on Scott Hamilton & Dick Button’s noggins, Evan is looking at a future of male pattern baldness.
My first dog’s name was Tinkerbelle (don’t judge!). Anyhoo, it makes for a great Porn or Drag Queen name. So I got that going for me.
Why couldn’t the young pirate go to the movies? Because they were rated...– My son (9), the aspiring comedian. Ok, I’ll leave now.
My kids are wet again
It is 67 degrees and my kids have been in the pool for an hour. They are the only people in the pool. They will be in the water until we force them out for dinner. They started swimming lessons before they could walk. Best money we ever spent.
Seriously? That’s what you decided to name this retirement community in Florida?
I’d celebrate Fat Tuesday every day of the year.
The Team USA snowboarding pants that pretend like...
yodelmachine: IT NEEDED TO BE SAID. denim-like fabric YEESH
Midnight at the Oasis
Put your camel to bed, already.
When I drive my dad’s car in Florida I like to go old school by turning up the Lite FM to 8! Take that, suckas.
Have been at my parents home for ten minutes. Weather, traffic and tomorrow’s meals have been discussed. Well, time to go home.
The kids are cooperative. There hasn’t a whine or complaint all day. They are sitting in a Subway eating lunch quietly. We are about to board a train for a 25 hour trip to Florida. This won’t end well.
I would totally medal in the Olympic Nagging event. Freestyle.
I really did work as a window trimmer in New York. It was my first real job after graduating. My first day I was introduced to Jim and Joe. Those weren’t their real names. Well, Joe’s was. Jim was really Paul, but in keeping with some strange and now lost tradition, the window porters were always called Jim & Joe. Window porters did a great number of things. They covered hundreds of 4’x8...
I still feel weird about going to a Super Bowl party at our synagogue and cheering for the Saints.
Dear Words with Friends friends,
It’s not you, it’s me. Well, not really me, but WwF me. Last night WwF decided to get wonky and crash on me. I suspect one too many cocktails but who am I to judge? Anyhoo, I’ve submitted a request that they get on this problem and FIX it. So, if I was in the middle of a game with you, sorry. As soon as I am able, I will be back. holds fist with radish up to the sky And,...
I love Fred Willard. There, I said it
My daughter has decided that she will paint her nails blue for her guitar lesson. Everyone knows you sound better when you play with a fresh manicure, duh.
Weather calling for only 2-3 inches of groundhogs today, so it shouldn’t be that bad.