Glee Season 1 - Disks 1 & 2
Reblog with the most embarrassing Artist/ Album /Song on your ipod.
It only takes one wedding party to kill a pedicure buzz. Also, shooting lasers with my eyeballs is not making them leave.
I'm on a conference call for work (from home)
Please send cocktails and hors d’oeuvres
Who me? Oh, not much. Just wandering around on Apple’s site trying to decide what to buy. My laptop is over 4 years old. I’m thinking about the iMac. Mama needs a new toy. Any suggestions?
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Hmmmm. Maybe the mummy kid is standing there but his sarcophagus and other stuff is piled on a luggage cart behind him.
From the mind of a freak
King Tut’s Chariot was held up due to the volcanic ash in Europe in April. Finally, they are sending it to NY to complete the exhibit. My mind conjures an image of a mummified King Tut waiting for his chariot by an empty airport baggage carousel.
nolagrrlnyc asked: I'm so sorry. lol But I guess it's a good thing we met before this ugly little internet flashdance business transpired. I'll understand if you need to unfollow me, at least until your nerves settle.
I’m sitting next to Grandma Cigarettes on the train. My teeth are turning yellow from the smell.
80s large hair photo is sequestered in my office.
Can you wait until tomorrow?
In case you were wondering
When the conductor announces the train is 2 cars short the correct response is: Safety Dance!
Cleanup in aisle 6
I’m going to the grocery store tonight because I am being punished for having a weekend away. I’ll be there for about an hour. Does anyone need anything?
I'll turn this car around!
It’s amazing my sister and I made it to adulthood given the amount of car trips we took before the age of ipod touches and DVD players.
I’m going to do my hair preemptively so I don’t have to do it...– Probably the most idiotic thing I’ve ever said. And yes, preemptively is so a word. I made it up.
Morning in a hotel
Hubs: How did you sleep? Me: Ok, but the pillows are too fluffy. Hubs: You should have told me. Me: What would you have done? Hubs: Nothing, but we could have talked about it.
I posted something earlier today using Post-all app for my Palm Pre. I’ve used the app before to post text comments to both Tumblr and Twitter. It usually works. Although I noticed that it only posted to tumblr last night. Today, I wrote this: “I’m in a silver Grand Caravan heading west on 78 with hubs, kids & MIL to visit my parents. Send mojitos and cheese.” ...
inmi: There’s one with bacon! Oh, sure. Talk about your fancy bacon flavored donuts while I listen to my kids argue over Spongebob DVDs.
I’m in a siver Grand Caravan heading west on rt. 78 with my hubs, kids and MIL. We’re goiing to visit my parents. Send mojitos and cheese.
Packing for a “family vacation” is not consided a happy hour per se, so I’m drinking tequila shots and sobbing.
For the love of God, do not look up Cosby Sweater...
You will regret it REGRET IT