September 2010
Everything my kids know about the White House they learned from “Corey In The House”.
Thanks Disney Channel!
August 2010
Funky employee is funky
I probably will delete 17 minutes after posting. I usually don’t bitch about work. It’s just not me. I release the steam by writing a tweet or going outside for a minute. This week has been abysmal. I feel like I’ve gotten nothing accomplished in the 2 days I’ve been there. All I’ve done is tasks, no big picture things that require a brain. Nothing to keep me...
Truthful Tuesday
The waning summer makes me sad.
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Listening to “Vogue” while reading “Vogue”.
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That’s a farpenschlutzing thing to say!
gesundheit
His name is...
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I am 7 posts early...
well, *now* it’s six.
In honor of my upcoming 1000th post I have changed my avi picture to one of me not blowing a bubble. Happy 1000 posts to me in 6, 5, 4…!
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So, I’ve been buying marble notebooks all morning and I come home to discover Tumblr is feeling “not so fresh”.
Is that what’s happening?
New policies to be instituted at work
A text from an associate reminded me of the policies we determined last night.
• Waffle Wednesdays
• Fondue Fridays
• Office Hijinks noted on weekly status reports
• Mandatory 3:00 dismissal for office celebrations (so we can get awesome tables at Bryant Park Cafe rooftop bar)
• Fall visit to a vinyard for “team building” which we obviously need.
Apparently, Michele is the only one who cares...
They were at the bowling alley. He just called. As if you care. Also, I think that is the first time I’ve EVER said “whereabouts”. Ladies and gentlemen, meet my grandmother.
Hubs isn’t picking you his cell or texts. He mentioned taking the kids to a Mets game tonight when I told him work people are going out. Good. I hope they have a blast. But, they could at least *call* me. Or send a text.
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my sister and *ME*, not my sister and I
I went back and fixed it. I blame the PA educational system.
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9 tried to convince me that the Jonas Brothers recorded a remake of a Queen song.
Is this my cue to weep for the youth of today?
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“The Swing
How do you like to go up in a swing,
Up in the air so...”
– Robert Louis Stevenson
I wish the media would STOP characterzing the...
They are fanning the flames.
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“Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.”
– J.D. In a pivotal scene from “Heathers” Like I have to tell you that.
I don't know how I did it
Size 6 skinny jeans level unlocked. also, squeeee!
Truthful Tuesday
I try to be truthful everyday, not just Tuesday.
“How can she possibly win “Minute to Win It” while wearing a Bump-it?”
– It’s tough questions like this that force me to doubt my ability to parent these kids.
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Once you taste pizza flavored goldfish you will...
Forever, I say
Sitting through a Jonas Brothes concert in the rain should recuse us from paying allowence for at least ten years.
How to go to a concert in 12 easy steps:
1. Check that eveyone has used the bathroom.
2. Ask child if he has sweatshirt.
3. Ask other child to put on sneakers for the thousandth time.
4. Leave.
5. Realize while still in driveway that phone is in house.
6. Get phone.
7. Leave again.
8. Drive 500 feet.
9. “Do you have the tickets?”
10. Drive around block.
11. Pick up tickets.
12. Leave for real.
My eye has been twitching all day. Either it knows I’m seeing the eye doctor tomorrow or it’s trigger happy.
