November 2011
Teenage trick-or-treaters with vuvuzelas is a...
Apparently.
October 2011
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Real Ghost Story
Nancy and I had met each other during our freshman year at Syracuse. We were roommates during our sophomore year and we rented a house on the Cape that following summer. She was my best friend throughout college and we remain friends through the magic of the internet. Whenever we see each other we talk about what happened to us that one night… Sometime during our sophomore year I was...
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I can't find my iPod
I can’t find my iPod
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My Fives
Likes:
• cheese
• cheese and wine
• cheese and wine and fruit
• cheese and wine and fruit and crusty bread
• cheese and wine and fruit and crusty bread and chocolate
Dislikes:
• cheesy people
• whiney people
Oh, calm down, I’m not going to say *that*
• selfish people
• entitled people
• scheming people
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Current Status
• Listening to a How Stuff Works podcast about cheese.
•Going to buy donuts for the office to get them through a pain in the ass rush project
•Knitting on the train
•Killing it on a Thursday
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corvidae30 asked: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? great big holes all over Australia
Quick! Tell me a joke before I go to bed mad. →
Mad for stupid reasons. Joke me now, or I’m gonna be more madder.
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In Defense Of Holiday Decorations
Imagine you are a retail store. Your entire business model is built on the back of the holiday season. They don’t call it Black Friday or nothing. You are going to make sure you are ready for a constant stream of holiday shoppers. You are going to make sure your shelves are well stocked. You are going to ensure you are well staffed. You are going to make your store the prettiest girl in the...
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“I can’t believe my first stitches are from something as lame as cutting...”
– The Boy, 10, on the auspicious occasion of his first stitches (4 in his thumb).
Favorite Part (so far)
The element of suspense built into a Monday Morning when I haven’t any idea what I’m going to wear.
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Worlds colliding.
*[Warning: this post contains cryptic information to cloak my identity. Sorry, buy I work for a Fortune 500 company and need to remain anonymous]*
Background: My company releases select press information to employees 24 hours prior to sending it to the press. There was a release yesterday afternoon.
Background part 2: I’ve been following a guy on Twitter for years. He’s a really...
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Five Things Friday
1. When I hear someone say “It was in the last place I looked” I want to kick them. Why on earth would you continue to look for something you’ve already found?
2. The kids are making haunted gingerbread houses in school next week. We’ve spent the last week looking for black licorice shoestrings. Ugh.
3. Speaking of candy, neither kid has a costume yet. That will be...
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“Are you weady to wock and woll?”
– The Mister
Really, Mosquito?
Don’t you have a calendar? You’re supposed to be dead by now. Anyway, thanks for biting me on the chin 3 times. Jerk.
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I changed my WwF name to JustRandi. In case you wanted to start a game with me.
