I’m pretty sure Yahoo!’s first order of business tomorrow will be to tell us the proper way to pronounce “gif.
Say “hello” to my home made filet O’Fish sandwich.
This is what happens when I am hungover and I have to go grocery shopping on an empty stomach
Oh God, it’s horrible. I don’t think we’re going to make it home alive.
Step 1: attend Bat Mitzvah
Step 2: have cocktails
Step 3: ink
Stealth photos of The Boy on the dance floor ACTUALLY DANCING
Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Maybe the programmers at Yahoo! can figure out how to fix the Tumblr mobile app.
Look! It’s the first (very blurred) Jeff Goldblum of the season
is the perfect breakfast to have before team building
Also, people are 15 minutes late which does not bode well for my early escape.
Five inner thoughts
Trixie: Really? You’re really leaving for work now? Don’t go. Don’t go. Don’tgodon’tgodon’tgodon’tGO!
Randi: I have 4 hours of team building today. They’re feeding us lunch, what should I bring for breakfast? Eggs? Muffin?
Stomach: Cinnamon bun!
Brain: No, you have that Bat Mitzvah tomorrow and you want your dress to look as good as it can.
Feelings: Fine, I’ll have a whole wheat bagel dipped in my tears.
I was supposed to take The Girl and a friend for pedicures tonight to celebrate high honor roll* achievements. We have been sotting at Penn for over 30 minutes because it is a beautiful spring day and power lines are down-duh!
I am not at all amused.
*I didn’t make high honor roll but I’m bankrolling the expedition.
Two cans? In the office refrigerator!?!
This may be one of the most disturbing images on your dash today. I hope I don’t have any meetings this afternoon.