Holy Crap

Hey self-centered mom sitting in the dance waiting room,
Your little girl was just climbing on the sofa and screaming at the top of her lungs. 
You continued to type on your laptop, ignoring her. 
Now, you’re watching a trailer for Brave at top volume for your mommy blog which you have managed to promote here to a bunch of people who don’t care. 
Your other daughter picks up your her can of orange soda which is part of her breakfast and you tell her to “go play with something else”.
Based on your parenting skills in the last 7 minutes, I’d say your Mommy blog is full of shit.

Hey self-centered mom sitting in the dance waiting room,
Your little girl was just climbing on the sofa and screaming at the top of her lungs.
You continued to type on your laptop, ignoring her.
Now, you’re watching a trailer for Brave at top volume for your mommy blog which you have managed to promote here to a bunch of people who don’t care.
Your other daughter picks up your her can of orange soda which is part of her breakfast and you tell her to “go play with something else”.
Based on your parenting skills in the last 7 minutes, I’d say your Mommy blog is full of shit.

  1. raiselm posted this