Holy Crap

The Boy forgot his lunch in the fridge AGAIN. I grabbed his lunch bag (2 Capri Suns and a slice of pizza-what?) and high tailed it to the bus stop. The kids were gone. At the train station I realized that in my rush to help the kiddo, I forgot my tea mug. I opened his lunch bag and took the pizza and one Capri Sun.  Now I’m drinking a God Damn Capri Sun on the train and STOP LAUGHING AT ME. 

Who raised this disorganized kid?
What kind of lunch is this?
Where is his apple or other fruit?
Kids, how do they work?
The Boy forgot his lunch in the fridge AGAIN. I grabbed his lunch bag (2 Capri Suns and a slice of pizza-what?) and high tailed it to the bus stop. The kids were gone. At the train station I realized that in my rush to help the kiddo, I forgot my tea mug. I opened his lunch bag and took the pizza and one Capri Sun. Now I’m drinking a God Damn Capri Sun on the train and STOP LAUGHING AT ME.

Who raised this disorganized kid?

What kind of lunch is this?

Where is his apple or other fruit?

Kids, how do they work?

  1. bekaboo said: Sigh. My kid forgot his lunch today.
  2. raiselm posted this