Holy Crap

Me: Would you please connect me to Housekeeping?

[Seals & Croft: Summer Breeze waiting music]

Hello, I’d like to report a problem with my lamp.

Housekeeping: We’re so sorry there’s a problem. We can send an engineer to take a look at it. 

Me: Well, it’s not really electrical. It’s more of a lampshade problem. 

H: What kind of problem?

Me: The seam on the lampshade is not turned toward the back wall.

Me: Would you please connect me to Housekeeping?

[Seals & Croft: Summer Breeze waiting music]

Hello, I’d like to report a problem with my lamp.

Housekeeping: We’re so sorry there’s a problem. We can send an engineer to take a look at it.

Me: Well, it’s not really electrical. It’s more of a lampshade problem.

H: What kind of problem?

Me: The seam on the lampshade is not turned toward the back wall.

  1. codyfuckinjames reblogged this from aleclikescake
  2. lifeatthefrontdesk reblogged this from raiselm
  3. donewithfish said: Summer Breeze has the worst lyrics ever written.
  4. oldsaltyschips said: Ha, classic
  5. making-stuff said: That shit makes me crazy. I wouldn’t have been able to sleep without fixing it first. Hopefully, they did the toilet paper correctly.
  6. karsonk said: At least it appears symmetrical. Summer breeze makes me feel fine, lalala la lala in my miiiind….